The Art Of Storytellin'
Dear Santa,

My X-mas List:

That Is All….

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Telepopmusik - Breathe

While they’re trying to get deeply embedded in the fine fibers of your bed sheets, I’m trying to find and define the fibers of which your mind speaks…
Gemineye
Could I please receive the secret code that if entered telephonically, it will pass me through to you which means it will be your beautiful ass number?
Nicole Randall Johnson as “Darrel”. (MAD TV SKIT)

8:00am classes everyday next semester. FUCK.

the days where i do nothing but relax all day go by way too fucking fast…

..now tomorrow is monday and i know its going to drag on.

girl of the day: Kristen Wiig (from SNL)

Currently watching Knocked Up. Any chick who is funny instantly wins my heart.♥

mayapot:

Ninja Turtle Costume

This is pretty awesome.

mayapot:

Ninja Turtle Costume

This is pretty awesome.

me and ashley.

me and ashley.

I now remember why I wasn’t in a hurry to go out to 6th street after I had turned 21.

5 bucks for a beer?

Shit!

Ok so last year when I had decided to be the Joker I figured there was going to be a shitload of jokers roaming the streets since The Dark Knight was still embedded into everybodies head as the current best movie in a while. Then out of the four nights in a row I dressed up as Joker, turns out I only ended up running into 4 other jokers total.

Then this year, I go to 6th street, dressed up as Super Mario…. And there are Marios and Luigis everywhere. WTF?! Come on! You people have had 20 years to dress up as them, all of a sudden 2009 is the year of the Mario costumes.

….well then again I guess I can’t talk either. But god dammit!

Also it was pretty cool having people come up to us shouting “whats up super mario bros” or asking us to take pictures with them.

The Cabana Beach Crew (The important ones anyway, ‘cept one slipped in there.)
….dammit Nicole, why did the picture come out so small?!

The Cabana Beach Crew (The important ones anyway, ‘cept one slipped in there.)

….dammit Nicole, why did the picture come out so small?!

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Method Man & Redman - Da Rockwilder

Yeah…everybodys dressing up tonight n halifax…but US…I’m going as the guy from Fresh Prince who alway got thrown out…lol

DJ Jazzy Jeff on his Twitter (djjazzyjeff215)

LMAO.

Chris & Nicole.

Chris & Nicole.